All work and no play makes Homer something something ( Read more... )

HAPPY DEVIL'S DAY EVERYBODY ( Read more... )

From Memory ( Read more... )

Last night, I dreamt of buying shirts with blue collars. I had over a dozen, all different lengths and widths. Some had racing stripes, some were black, some were plaid, but they all had blue collars ( Read more... )

New Things:

Assassins. Grant Hyde, Matt Robinson, Ryan Wood, Drew Funni, Dan Lowe, Ryan Newer, myself and a few others are trying to kill each other for a fifty dollar prize.

Molly. My brand new baby rat. She's just about as small as a mouse and she's badass.

Home for the summer ( Read more... )

Dear Police ( Read more... )

Quote of the day:

"If you can blame a gun for killing someone, then I can blame a pencil for my spelling errors." - An excerpt from a conversation I overheard while walking through campus.

I suppose the rest of the insomniacs have something better to do than sit online this late at night. Well, I'm tired of videogames and I'm saving the last twenty pages of Galapagos for tomorrow and I don't feel like writing, so I end up doing something very stupid ( Read more... )

America ( Read more... )