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Treehouse of Horror 13
I haven't seen the latest Treehouse of Horror, but I think I remember seeing a DVD of Treehouse-only episodes. I better confirm that on Amazon...oh, nevermind, it's only an hour's worth. And what the Hell, they are referencing the Shining episode, but Homer wasn't the one who told Bart "you want to get sued?" when he said "shining" instead of " ( Read more... ) -
"I was so tired I don't know what you won, but I clapped for you!"
Yesterday was horrible! So you know how I missed that mandatory 5 am store meeting? Well apparently I won some sort of "rising star" award, and they called my name and I wasn't there (obviously)! I told Brian that it was much better this way, because I *hate* going up and getting prizes. I'm not shy, but I definitely hate being singled out for ( Read more... ) -
Maury
Because I never get tired of Maury, here is a song that instantly became my New Favorite Song Ever.
Well, my favorite time of year has come around again. I'm [very] slightly disappointed that I'm not in that cute Oregon apartment anymore, because we had a little balcony which would've been so great for Halloween decorations. It's okay though, ( Read more... ) -
Call a Toe Truck!!!
Holy crap, look out. Yesterday was one of the the most productive days off I've had in quite some time (with the exception of the times I've used my 2 days off to make a quick trip to Vegas or Frisco). Hmmm...wait...I started to list out everything I accomplished, but I quickly realized that I didn't really do as much as I thought. Ha! So typical ( Read more... ) -
Damn you, marketing!
Camel has some badass marketing gimmicks. They're always sending me cute envelopes stuffed with coupons (they're cute because they're black, pink and flocked [LOVE FLOCKED STUFF]). They've sent me a pretty lighter before too. They seem to know when I don't smoke often, because that's when the offers pile in. I'm sorry to say I've been smoking a lot ( Read more... ) -
Pavement Face
Okay, so I was getting a tour, and Jenn was telling me about different procedures if you have an accident, and she mentioned slips and falls, but said not one person has fallen since they all have those special slip-resistant shoes, and I made a joke about people who fall, and not more than 30 second later I totally fell headfirst on the pavement, ( Read more... ) -
Isn't that a personal question, sir?
So I thought it was the mailman, you know. Only our mailman or UPS guy yell "hello!" when the front door is open. For once I didn't run and hide to avoid answering the door, I actually got up and answered it, expecting a package for my brother to be placed in my waiting hands ( Read more... ) -
Today Rules!
Holy crap, today is awesome ( Read more... ) -
By Any Other Name
Haw! A judge made a kid a ward of the court so he could have her name changed from "Talula Does The Hula" to something decent. What the fuck, parents? In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of the unfortunate names. Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others ( Read more... ) -
Got The Life
See, now I've got Korn [KoRn] songs running through my head. I started thinking about it, and I remembered...hey, wait, I had a Korn shirt back in high school. Back then I sort of liked them, but I also talked shit on them because I thought they were "lesser" rock, like Incubus and Tool. Good, but not Motley Crue or punk or anything really awesome ( Read more... )
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