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Damn, I can tell my job sucks the life force right outta me [giggity]; I'm not motivated to write in my journal because all it would do is lead me to bitch about work.

Yeah, right, like I'd really spend my morning off with you...why are you even calling? I'm going to call you back later tonight when I know you're busy at work and then be all "ohhhh snap, so sorry I couldn't get a hold of you earlier, daaaamn what a shame." Yeah, I guess that is a waspish thing to do, but seeing as how he's a sneaky fuck in the ( Read more... )

There was a Suspicious Incident at my place of residence, sometime between the hours of midnight and six am. Half a mouse was found this morning. Not like, oh, a chewed-up mouse that might have bits equal to that of half a mouse, but literally...just the back half. There are two named suspects, in this modern-day Jack the Ripper mystery. We will ( Read more... )

Jesus fucking lazy, I never even finished updating about my goddamn birthday which was almost 2 months ago! What the hell have I been doing ( Read more... )

Fucking internet, I hate comments like "wow, large photo is large", "long comment is long" and whatever the hell else. Where did that even come from? Why do people comment on stupid fucking crap?!

Noooooooooooooo Jamaal Charles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fingers crossed that Romo and White can somehow make up for him in my points...and oh my lord, I hope he's not out for the season.

And way to stomp guts, JETS!!! Total blowout against Jacksonville!!!

I was reading an article in the paper about what to serve for the super bowl. Maybe I'm old fashioned, true, and not a fan of la-dee-dah food or anything fancy. But I'm not opposed to a few more...interesting side dishes, so long as they are presented in conjunction with classic favorites. The paper suggested things like goat cheese flatbread pizza ( Read more... )

When I get chili dogs, I pull out the wiener and eat the bun by itself. The dawg is better that way.

I'm choking up jalapeno rings. I might not survive.

I gt to see Holly last night! I kept bringing it up at work, and it was sort of a big deal because I haven't got to go out in forever, so I was telling Brian and Danny "I get to go out! I'm going out!" I wasn't much fun since I had to leave early, but I loved it anyway! Holly said something so funny, and I said "please don't let me forget you said ( Read more... )