Contraband contradictions, concocting contractions conceding to ( Read more... )

This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last ( Read more... )

So yeah.. I just got my financial aid a few days ago... and I'm trying really hard to ding the cheapest copies of the textbooks I need, perhaps through Half.com or something. Unfortunately, I don't have a credit card, so that idea is damn near impossible. I could just buy my books from the bookstore, but the bookstore at the college is a rip off. ( Read more... )

01.] On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first 25 or so songs on the list (no matter how cheesy or embarrassing).
02.] Write down one or two lines of the song. Try to avoid putting the song title in the line.
03.] Have your friends comment and see if they know the songs. (NO CHEATING!)
04.] When someone guesses correctly, strike out the ( Read more... )

Thanks to those who've commented on my earlier post ("Just had to steal this one!" from Feb. 10th, 2005 @ 06:22 pm) so far. Those of you who haven't yet, I encourage you to do so. Though I'm curious as to who you are. You don't have to tell me if you don't want to, I just want to see if my initial mental guesses were correct.

A necrophiliac, a murderer, a masochist, a sadist, and some guy who likes fucking animals are sitting together one day with nothing to do. And suddenly, the guy who likes to fuck animals says, "Let's find a cat... and fuck it!"

Then the sadist says, "Yeah, and then after we fuck it... we beat it!"

Then the murderer says, "And after we fuck it and ( Read more... )

Sorry, madminx, I just had to! Oh, and it's the same as yours because it decided not to work when I tried to post the first time, so I just copied yours. :p ( Read more... )

I'm redoing my website. There's just two problems--

One: Anyone know of a good, free webhost? Anything but Tripod or Geoshitties? One that supports FTP uploading would be nice ( Read more... )

Anyone who's played Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty all the way through should recognise some of this gibberish, and laugh their asses off ( Read more... )

Stolen from madminxAnswer these questions about me. :p ( Read more... )