star wars sucked my balls.

"Each day is better than the next" -me

love is the answer-but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -Woody Allen

you're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

THE INTERNET is an amazing thing, to be sure. People who'd previously had no means by which to communicate to the outside world their thoughts on Harry Potter, the many reasons why Slipknot is the best band ever, or that they took a quiz whose results informed them of which Buffy the Vampire Slayer character they would be (if they were a Buffy the ( Read more... )