Does anybody know a good/cheap place to get my haircut? I desperately need a new one and all of my friends are either guys or they cut their own hair or they don't cut their hair, period.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH a cute boy asked for my phone number today. I am way too excited about this. Also, he likes my muffins. Perhaps they were an aid in persuading him to ask for said number. Who knows.
You're really fucking retardedly-ass naive, aren't you? You could be covered in the blood of a crippled kitten and you still wouldn't understand why we don't believe you when you say it was self-defence.
I wish I could put a 'do not disturb' sign on my life.
Why is it so important to everyone that I celebrate my birthday? If you want to get drunk, go get drunk. If you have to use my birthday as an excuse then maybe you shouldn't be drinking in the first place.