Apparently I am completely incapable of not scaring away a guy who isn't insanely desperate. Hurrah for epic fail and being the least desireable person on the planet!

I really doubt anyone does this on purpose, but the people I work with are really good at making me feel like shit. I do something once, and I'm automatically expected to do it every time now. And if I don't feel like it or can't do it, I'm a cop out or a pussy or lazy or a deserter ( Read more... )

Don't you just love how you can't talk about your problems without pissing somebody off?

Alright, so I really need everyone's input on what I should be for Halloween this year, because I've got too many ideas and I totally can't choose. I've got one event to go to for sure, a possible 2nd event, and a theoretical third event (maybe more), so I will probably end up doing multiple costumes.

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Nobody listens anymore.

Boys suck...all of them. Every single last one of them. Yes, even you, if you are reading this. You suck too. They can all kiss my ass. They r teh ghey.

Sooo I went to Horner today and finally ran into Tony, hooray! Not Tony Blanton, but a Tony I worked with...he's really awesome and likes horror movies and me, lulz. I felt all nervous and weird, and I'm certain Tracy, my ex-manager, recognized me, but meh, who cares. Anyway, Ali convinced me to invite him to the Pirate vs Ninja party andh e said ( Read more... )

Why do I even fucking exist on this planet?

Today was a good day. I went to the Irish Rover with Ali Baker andh ad the best fucking sandwich ever. It was humongous...and I got a garlic pickle, fries, fruit, and dessert. Flourless chocolate Guinness cake, bitches! BTW, if anyone knows of a flourless guinness cake recipe, PLEASE send it my way. I can only find Guinness cake recipes and ( Read more... )

I'm never gonna find anybody. Anybody worth a shit is either too shallow, too old, too gay, or too involved or otherwise unavailable.