Fear and Loathing in Simpsonville

[happysatan]

I need a good bottle of vodka and a wish. Maybe a genie will pop out of my ass the next time I scratch it. Stranger things have been known to happen. Maybe the alcohol fairy can live up to it's fucking name and do something useful instead of throw pop corn at random shit. I keep hearing the phone ring, but it only rings once. I keep trying to

Comments

[anonymous]

where are you from?

[anonymous]

I'm not a crazy person or anything (well maybe a little) Just curious you remind me of someone.

[happysatan]

What I tell you depends on what you tell me. Who are you?

[wotfreak1983]

my name is kat noone special