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[happyshrapnel]

there's nothing worse than an unfinished game of risk. the board just sits there, mocking you, goading you on, crying "finish me, finish me" but you can't because somebody isn't around or because the board is actually at somebody elses house and you've just been visualizing it the whole time. and you start thinking strategy. i've got australia

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[jeanettex]

Ben better not turn on me, not yet. Things will get brutal. As brutal as a board game with plastic pieces can get.

[happyshrapnel]

i hope we don't have to bring the war home.

[deadwolfbones]

Listen, guys.

LISTEN.

I'm not turning on anyone yet. Once I've swept across North America, I plan to develop a space program and colonize the moon. Then I'll launch nukes from my orbital platforms and claim victory.

[diable]

no blood for oil

[happyshrapnel]

i have no need for petrolium, mike. all my war machinery runs on those weird glass spire thingys that happen when lightening strikes sand in the desert.