and reagan had his war on drugs.

i've declared a war on yelling. so don't yell.

happy thanksgiving, bobby.

show me a man who doesn't love having his prejudices confirmed, and i'll show you a man who is full of shit.

if the hungarians ever colonize space, will they call it the astro-hungarian empire?

I love these games ( Read more... )

someday i am going to live in dublin city ( Read more... )

now my only fear is avian flu.

just kidding about that last post. everything is cool. it was just an exercise in metaphor. pretty good, eh?

sometimes i feel like a helpless child bawling in the median of a 6-lane highway.

i don't have anything to offer anybody, and no one is going to slow down and pamper me until i do.

Fortune cookie says: "The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter."