when you change your relationship status on the facebook from "in a relationship" to "single," it asks you if you're sure you want to break up, as if you hadn't already made up your mind or had your mind made up for you.

man, i hate going to bed when the sun is out. why do i always stay up all night? i am such a dumb guy.

holy smokes! i'd like to start by making a shout-out to all the bros and broads who drove down to south beach and paid too much for parking and saw pink panzer rock the shit out of vacationing foreigners. actually that's all i'm going to do in this post. so thanks, friends. your attendence was most appreciated by this cowboy.

btw thanks for the namedrop BEN.

(thought i'd return the favor).

alone in my room, i am the last of a lost civilization...

havn't updated in a while. just thought i'd pop in to bring everyone up to date. i am just fine. later.

let's see. i don't really have anything profound or even interesting to say, but i havn't posted in over a month, so i'm like shit man i'd better get on that. so yeah, finals. fucking sucks. i am so tired of reading, writing, and thinking in general. this break i just wanna play video games for the entire fucking thing ( Read more... )

there's nothing worse than an unfinished game of risk. the board just sits there, mocking you, goading you on, crying "finish me, finish me" but you can't because somebody isn't around or because the board is actually at somebody elses house and you've just been visualizing it the whole time. and you start thinking strategy. i've got australia ( Read more... )

You are a
Social Liberal
(78% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

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care bears look better with cigarettes. they just belong together, you know?

last night felt kind of like an inside joke. i hope nobody on the outside of it felt too uncomfortable. you know who you are.. maybe.

p.s. maddy, the bears know what you fucking did. i'd lock my door tonight.

p.p.s j/k dawg

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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