They're not orbs. They're not fucking crystals, or circles, or, like - facial stars, whatever the kids are calling them these days.

They're fucking eyes.

Every time you write "she stared into his green orbs" or whatever, from now on, I'm going to blind someone. 

If one more person writes a fic about characters actively enjoying Coke-and-vodka, I'm going to go home and get Jager-drunk by myself.

I'm going to crack open some cake-flavoured vodka and try to power through several thousand words' worth of my new story. Who's excited!

Title:  The Christmas Party
Fandom:  The Social Network (again, as if I have to specify at this point)
Pairing:  Mark/Eduardo (if you squint)
Summary I wrote a story last year based on a prompt from a friend wherein post-depositions Mark/Eduardo go skating together and try to resolve their differences, I guess? So this year, I wrote a sequel for the ( Read more... )

*UPDATED Dec. 11th, 2012

So someone was mentioning to me today that I should gather my rag-tag assortment of prompt fills from the TSN kink_meme in one place. So I shall provide descriptions and links to all the madness! I shall also edit this post as I continue to write more ridiculousness.

Summary: The prompt was: eduardo grows a beard and ( Read more... )

*EDIT - I'm FINISHED! 51, 340 words of pure ridiculousness. I'm going to edit it and post it at some point soon(ish).

I'm currently doing NaNoWriMo (www.nanowrimo.org), which is National Novel Writing month. I am about 8,500 words into what will eventually be a 50,000 word novel... and it's TSN fanfic.

ZERO SHAME.


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Just listened to 'Love Don't Cost a Thing' by J.Lo eight times in a row.


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So some of my friends and I decided to do a photo shoot, TSN-style, and re-shoot our favourite stills from the movie. Since we're three women, we thought it'd be neat to have a gender-bending aspect. I present to you the final outcome, as posted on my buddy's tumblr:

Click here for epicness!

I'm starting to become irritated with my fellow atheists because there is a tendency to act like a total know-it-all douchecanoe. You know what you sound like when you start bashing someone's religion to their face? Like a crazy religious person trying to force their views on someone. Yes, you do. Don't think you don't.

I'd rather be able to say I' ( Read more... )

Title: Santa, Baby
Fandom: The Social Network (as if I have to specify at this point)
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo, brief mention of Eduardo/OC
Rating: PG... we'll say 13 because there might be language?
Summary: It's a few years post-lawsuit. While Mark and Eduardo were on the outs, Eduardo married a woman named Tess and had a daughter named Ana. When he and ( Read more... )