I am kind and patient and forgiving and you are everything that is the opposite of me and in my head you are a giant dark cloud of misery and rain and there is nothing good about the way I feel today

 Since you all enjoyed that last little excerpt from the bitch list, i'm going to give you another one to read. yay

Colleen C

Colleen is one of the dumbest hick fuckers Frankie has ever seen. It wouldn't be so bad if she acted her own age, but this little twatfuck is definitely stuck in Pennsylvania Inbred Middle School for Hicks and Twats. I don't ( Read more... )

 This is an excerpt from me and Frankie's bitchlist. Enjoy!!

edit: recent information i have been informed of = making this public instead of friends only, since i no longer have a desire to ever talk to this douche von douchenstein again. maybe i'll publish this one in my book some day

Taylor S

Well. What a little shithead this one is. ( Read more... )

i cannot be away from you like this without going crazy.

i want to go to college, like, now.

 
every time i take my car to get serviced at BMW, they fuck with my automatic mirrors.

you know the better part of me is stolen whenever you go.