I got this from my dear friend sara's livejournal ( Read more... )

Colleen won't stop talking about her nipple abundance. She's trying to make me jealous, I just know it. But it won't work. The only thing I'm jealous of is her vulva. Gracious, how I wish I had one. But who cares about stupid, nonfunctional, deformed nipples. Not me.

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I got the best surprise ever when i got home. If you know me, you know that my family raised a seeing eye dog and that he is away at the training center in new york... or so i thought. But actually he's at my house for the week. He's huge but he still sits in my lap all the time and he's a lot nicer to my other dog now. This is so exciting! I ( Read more... )

last night i walked into my room and didn't turn the light on. i forgot that my fan was sitting in the middle of my room and i walked into it. and then i started falling over and i put my hand out to break my fall but it landed on my nalgene, so my nalgene rolled away so i fell even harder. had a good laugh about that one ( Read more... )

A relative of mine was randomly murdered a few days ago. I didn't really know him, but that really sucks. He was married and had a one year old daughter. He was a tennis coach at Newport High School in Bellevue. I wonder if anyone from school knew him. Leave a comment  1 

so today i turned my ipod on to listen to some music...but all of my music had been erased. and then i turned green and my muscles ripped through my clothing and i went outside and flipped cars over and punched out all of my house's windows. and then i cried and died a little inside. the rage factor has factored in. i think my younger sister ( Read more... )

So...i got a livejournal. Hi everyone. This is a really momentous day in my life ( Read more... )