Two Faces in the Mirror! The Gemini! An Omen of Doom.

This Evening I peered into my Crystal Ball, and was Unable to See anything other than a Strangely Shaped Banana!! I fear that this is an Evil Omen, foretelling disaster for all the Wizarding World! Or perhaps it Means we shall have Fruit Salad for afters!!

Those born under the sign of Leo should Beware Psychopathic Pens.

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In the Confusion I appear to have Lost my Crystal Ball!! Has anyone a Mirror I could use to Scry a solution to these Catastrophic Events??? Perhaps I should've not drunk the Punchy and instead Had A Little Sherry.

This Morning I took the Time out of my Busy Schedule to Relax and practice some Demucomancy! By the Configurations on the Tissue, I foresee that we Shall Have A Lot Of Rain Next Week! Or Perhaps it will be Extremely Hot! Or there may not be any change in Weather at all ( Read more... )

shiny balls!!! want shiny balls!!!

The Previous Evening I was enjoying a Rice Stir Fry when an Uncommon Breeze that is Quite Possibly a Disturbed Spirit whipped through my Window and disturbed my Dinner and Various Books, Scrolls, and Text Books. Also, it disturbed my Tarot Cards and knocked the Bowl Of Rice Stir Fry across my Desk! I was However Intrigued by the Patterns of Rice ( Read more... )

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A Confusing Statement was made by my Ouija Board this Evening!! I have as of yet been Unable to Decipher it! It reads: Who Is Always The Last To Know When It Is Raining? Perhaps I shall Confer with the Umbrisomancic Spirits This Evening, to shed Further Light upon it!

Once more have I Consulted the Ouija Board!! I seeked More Information on my Vomeomancy Reading from earlier on today! I am Intrigued by the Combination of Vowels and Consonants that I was Greeted With, as I Consulted the Spirits! Cunnus, Though I Fail To Understand Its Meaning! Perhaps this spirit talks from the Dawn Age ( Read more... )