Jesus fuck, what the fuck happened to my job?

Well, Utah was interesting. And thanks for the zero birthday cards, you sad fucks.

Am I fucking fired or what?

Where is my SHITTING OSCAR INVITE.

Why are girls so goddamn desperate on Valentine's Day? They just swarm over you in a fucking pack.

Not that I'm complaining.

Why the fuck didn't I go to Sundance? That was fucking easy ass central. But by the time I'd fucking heard about it, it was over. Something seriously fucking wrong with that. At least I got a good nap in.

And no, people, I don't actually give a shit about your dog that you probably fuck on the weekends. Die.

Shit. Kilroy, when's the next paycheck?

Logan, get out.

Keep up the good work, ladies.

I need a fucking tie.

Kirsten Dunst isn't seeing anyone, is she?

Ugh.

Is it 2008 yet?

( A Hare one day ridiculed the short feet and slow pace of the Tortoise. )