My Life as a Frog

[harem_critic]

I had a disturbing experience tonight. I was bored, so i walked to the beach to see if i could find someone i knew. Nity had mentioned that she was going to hang out there, but when i got there, it was really dark, and there were a million people, so it was kind of in vain

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dude,

[afternoon_ninja]

im really sorry itch. i really wanted to go to the beach, but i was not the one driving. me and bonnie and fred went to nayatt point for fiona ellis', but i figured we would go to the beach at some point, like i told you earlier, but we didnt, we stayed there, so i really meant to go to the beach and i wasnt just lying to avoid you, and im sad that i missed the beach and i would have liked to mess with those girls with you. see you later! sorry about that, bye.

Re: dude,

[harem_critic]

No problem at all Nity. I did end up getting to se see Matt Hickey and Bess and Cat. I didn't think you were trying to play me or anything--i just figured i either couldn't find you or youu had came and went. In any event, its good that you weren't there for the girls. It sounds funny in retrospect, but i still feel incredibly dirty and weird.

[undertheivy]

how does one get to sixth base? im sorry man, thats terrible.

two girls equals six bases

[crankshaft]

I don't know man, I think you should have gone in for threesome. That would only make things a little awkward at college.

[backyardstars]

they were going INTO their freshman year and they were drunk on the beach? thats the same grade as my brother. thats so sad, what a waste of youth.

[reverend_kool]

holy shit, you have a brother?