ahem ahem

[haremscarem]

alright, folks. to all you people older than me, '99, '00, '01, '02....'03 (D;<) :

my eighteenth birthday is coming up in a few weeks. 2.5, to be precise. my burthday is june 20th, i may be having a party on the 18th.

let me just be perfectly clear about this...

i want porn.and none of that girls gone wild crap either, that's nothing but two

Comments

[tjtenor0]

no ron jeremy? what about jeremy chao?

[haremscarem]

that depends. do you still have a mohawk?

[lanikei]

holy hell, you're just turning 18 now!?!??!

[boheme]

um...marilyn...you know me...I have enough trouble going into a store and buying underwear, much less porn! What do I do?

[xhuxus]

porn, eh? some friends of mine have been planning a trip to Georgetown's finest sexshops for some time. i'll see what i can do.

[morganwinn]

if you want computer-based stuff i can totally hook you up. :-P

- morgan, never afraid of her sexuality