yesterday my dad and i went to an antique boat show up in md. i drove across the bay bridge for the first time. it was beautiful, and the air smelled sweet like crepe myrtle and wet and salty. delicious. we saw flowers and red-winged blackbirds along the way. the boat show was surprisingly interesting; classic boats are actually very much like ( Read more... )

where? my house ( Read more... )

yesterday i saw TWO movies at the theatre and then i farted on john's cat's head cuZ HE WAS CLAWING MY CROTCH ANSD ABOUT TO GIVE ME A PIERCED CLITORIS ( Read more... )

well, my birthday present (field day fest) got cancelled. now i have to think of something else i want ( Read more... )

alright, folks. to all you people older than me, '99, '00, '01, '02....'03 (D;<) :

my eighteenth birthday is coming up in a few weeks. 2.5, to be precise. my burthday is june 20th, i may be having a party on the 18th.

let me just be perfectly clear about this...

i want porn.and none of that girls gone wild crap either, that's nothing but two ( Read more... )

ok, so, this post will make me sound like a dtiz, but who cares ( Read more... )

i haven't been asleep since 4:30 on thursday.
yet i am not sleepy!

is this because i have magic powers?

keep meaning to post, keep not posting.

keep eating things i'm a LURGIC to!

oooooops

so...how many people actually --- wait, nevermind, let's not say that.

let's just say i need to talk to someone i don't have to be ashamed of anything with.

YAY!!!
my mom and dad love me, and they got me what i wanted for my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have two tickets and a camping pass for field day fest. who is the second ticket for? i don't know, i only asked for one! i will be mighty and 18, ROCK!!

you want to know why i was so desperate to go? here's why.