Funny. I feel a bit like someone living in Seinfeld or the Simpsons. After being mired in whirlwind action week after week from fall 'till spring, we go months in summer of... flat-lining. (Okay, I'll leave the cracking of doctor jokes to someone with an imagination. XDD ( Read more... )

Ironic. The cafeteria's serving meatloaf today. Dundundunnn... Where's a pipe organ when you need one? Feh.

I think we should send a sample of it to NASA; it sure seems like it'd qualify as an extra-terrestrial carbon-based life form. And this is coming from me.

Scott. Allison. James. Marie. Jean. Eric.

I just have one question. Where is the X-jet? You can't tell me that I'm the only one who's noticed that we've got half of Marvel Comics working at PPTH. Or... maybe you can. Um... uh-oh. Oh, well. No many how many years you're out of high school, some things just don't change. XDD

The smoke alarm in my office is going off. And has been for the last hour and a half. And I can no longer thing of a reason not to go back. I'd been lurking around the admissons desk for so long, I think I'd become scenery. Like that potted plant everyone sticks their gum in ( Read more... )

Fell asleep at my desk. Had a very, very weird dream.

Note to Self(and any others):
If you can't remember buying the Chinese food, don't eat it.

What is this place and what did they do with Princeton Plainsboro??
...The coffee in Surgery is good.
...There is Billy Idol playing from the PA.
...And the scrubs are pink.
Now would be an excellent time for me to wake up.

Where would this hospital be without sugar and caffeine? Doctorless, that's where. That said, I'm off to discharge a patient. And yes, I'm going to walk. Normally. No skipping.

Hi Jennifer-
Feel like talking yet?
-Quinn H.

I want an ice cream sundae. Is that weird? With chocolate sauce, chocolate chips and bananas. At 5:30 in the morning. You cannot tell me that's normal.

I think I'm pregnant. I should refer myself to Doctor Benson. It'll be good publicity.

(Kidding, kidding. But not about the ice cream)