I want to try those reverse oreos, do they still have those?. College is suprisingly uncollegic and unsurprisingly heavily intoxicated. Learning while still having a good time here is like trying to crack a safe with the antidote inside and watch out for the lion at the same time. Both task need to be completed and you aren't really guarenteed ( Read more... )

Cedar Point here i come. For those of you who haven't been, you don't even know. For those of you who have, you know what im talking about. Dorm rooms come with freezers right? i can't fit enough ice cream in my minifridge.

And i will explode on the scene like someone was smoking at a gas station. They will not know what hit them. Im like lightning to a metal tower ( Read more... )

And so i was thinking, paperweights, whats the point? Any place you would have a paperweight that you bought, you would't need it. And any place where you really need a paperweight, you probably won't have one. Offices are calm places and not prone to gusts of wind sufficent to overcome some paper. Anywhere that would be hectic enough to ( Read more... )

I am an official, card carrying(yes they gave me a card) Eagle Scout. There will be some ho-ha commemerating the occasion, but it really comes down to another feather in my cap. I rule and we all know it, now there is one more piece of evidence to add to the Everest of that which is already there. If ruling was a crime, i would have to recieve the ( Read more... )

Has anyone ever noticed how good looking I am? Looking at yourself for 9 hours a day in the mirror really tells your alot about yourself, for instance I am good looking, plus I look cool with aviators on.
Today a train derailed right by my work, we got to be half an hour late, it was good. Also i really like the little icon for productive.

This job is killing me. This is the first and only entry where i there are actual negative feelings. I miss my friends, I'm pissed that i had to go to Black Eyed Peas alone. Work is no longer new and different, and has entered the realm of monotonus. I wish i had a girlfriend, I don't think there has ever been a girl that liked me so there is ( Read more... )

This shit has gone on too long. Fuckin' A. What the hell? It's rediculious, a travasty. I don't know why I've let it go on so long. The shit is going to hit the fan and all bets are off ( Read more... )

When each day is better than the one before
What do you need the past for? Move onward and upward, never look back. Stop to smell the flowers, but dont linger. Life is good

Life is good. Its true, no matter how you look at it. Examine everything you do, if you pay enough attention everything is good. Sleep is good, being awake is also good. Eating is good, a really good shit is good too. Take in everything you can, nature is beautiful and man's accomplishments are awesome(as in full of awe ( Read more... )