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happy
Neil Diamond is a bit of a cheeseball, but he still manages to rock. To all those out there who celebrate it, Happy Hannukah, Happy Chanukah, or Happy Chewbacca, whichever you prefer.
ETA: Sorry for the porn-like thumbnail on the video. That was YouTube's doing, not mine. -
exiled
me: (looking into box of 18th Century Japanese figurines) "This guy has a frog on his head."
Ann: (laugh) "Yes, he does. There's another one with a frog on his knee... Where is it?"
me: "It's in here, too." (pick up figurine, look at bottom of it) "An Exiled Priest Living as a Hermit."
Ann: "What?"
me: (show her label) "An Exiled Priest Living as ( Read more... ) -
night
Gypsye: (pointing at mostly empty bar) "Looks like another happening night at the Upper Deck!"
me: "Upper Deck? I hardly know 'er!"
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reading
me: "Are you reading a bodice-ripper?"
Gypsye: "Yeah, because they're like comic books with no pictures."
me: (laugh) "Right."
Gypsye: "Though I guess you could say that they are pretty much graphic novels."
Well played. -
green thumbs
I didn't have anything exactly Halloween-specific to post this year, but this is still pretty creepy and funny. Enjoy, and sweet dreams.
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song
One of the reasons I avoid texting is that it's a really shitty way to communicate. Aside from the annoying 10dency 2ward lolspeak haha j/k, there's the fact that it's way too easy to misinterpret things when people try to boil thoughts down too much and be all cute and snappy. (I also hate the sight of someone hunched over their GameBoys, as I ( Read more... ) -
quake
Susan (on phone): "On the news and Twitter and all that, they keep calling it 'The D.C. Quake.' It was sixty miles from D.C.! Pssh... It was less than thirty miles from where we are ( Read more... ) -
born
me: (miming shaking) "Get ahold of yourself!" (miming slap)
Kate: (confused look)
me: "Did you ever see Airplane?"
Kate: "No. I don't really like 80s movies. Actually I'm not big on anything from the 80s. Except me."
me: "I was about to say. You're from there ( Read more... )
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