Matt: "Did you see who was sitting up front at the table in the window?"
me: (singing) "How much is that table in the window..."
Chris: "Who?"
Matt: "She's the... um... I can't remember the name, but she's the interim head of..."
Chris: (Beavis and Butt-head laugh ( Read more... )

Susan: "About a year ago, there was one of the morning DJs talking about how his wife loved Peeps so much... So much that when he would bring them home to her, she would get, you know, frisky ( Read more... )

Kate: "Are you going home?"
me: "Yes."
Kate: "It's not even 5:00! Get back to work!"
me: "No."
Kate: "Those tapes aren't going to digitize themselves!"
me: "Well, I'm not going straight home."
Kate: "Yeah, you're going gay home! That's where you're going ( Read more... )

Click to view

( Read more... )

Click to view

Click to view

Gypsye: "That was my New Year's resolution, to always tip in cash. That way, they don't have to report it in taxes ( Read more... )

Quote of the day:

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Lisa: "We're going to Cox. You wanna come?"
me: (quietly) "You said 'cocks.'"
Lisa: "Shut up!"
Jess: "Did you just say, 'You said cocks?'"
me: "You said I just said she said... never mind."
Jess: "I did just say that you said that she said 'cocks.'"
me: "That's very good."
Jess: (smile)

But she also said "come."