Jesus going back to earth to kick nazi ass. Hilarious story with several awesome twists!

http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/?p=35

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For all those space geeks, a piece of history preserved for all to enjoy.
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If atheism and religion were sex …

Atheism would be like masturbation - you know you’re there by yourself, but hell, you’re having a good time!

Religion would be like masturbating with a happy face drawn on your hand - it’s still only you, but you like pretending that you’re not alone.

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Hopefully this news will be spread more than the ignorant fear mongering wives tales that vaccination can cause autism ( Read more... )

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

I guarantee you'll lol

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To be honest I'd never heard of Tim Minchin.. WIT++