Everyone should attempt to break an egg by clenching it really hard.
No fingers allowed to pressure point it!!
GO TRY, NOWW!!
If you manage,
treat yourself to an omelette! ((:

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
"Yeah, do that, and this time, don't stop."

"Would you like to dance?"
"No!"
"I'm sorry, but I think you heard me wrong. I said you look fat in those pants!"

HAPPY NINETEENTH MEL! ((:
Last year of being a teenager,
and 2 years from adulthood!
Cheers to that! ((:
Lovelove!

So this is it.
1 hours before leaving for the airport,
5 hours before I fly.
EEPS!

OH GOD!
I AM GOING TO CRY!

I shall nap anddd pack when the mood kicks in later.
Need to sleep to apease 'em mf eyebags/rings.
KNN!

CROSS YOUR FINGERS AND WISH ME LUCK!

OK!
I AM FINALLY HOME FROM DINNER @ ONE15,
HARRY POTTER @ CINE,
AND SUPPER @ GEYLANG.

OMG!!!!
AND MY LUGGAGE IS STILL EMPTY!
GOD BLESS ME,
100 FOLDS PLS.
I'M STUGGLING TO KEEP MY BRAIN ALIVE NOW.
PACK! PACK! PACK!
NEED TO PACK!

I'M FEELING DAMN GAN JEONG NOW.
SHITTOS!

ps: damn all the late night munching and booze. *shakes fist!

So the MR interrupted my packing (taking clothes from the wardrobe) for lunch.
Sushi Teh + Awfully Choc smelt our farts (figuritively)
And I came home with odd presents (which I'm made to bring over)
and ugly pictures. (STUPIDMORONICNARCISSIT!)

OFF TO KICK OFF MY PACKING! (HAHAHA! righhtttt..)

Hot date tonight *COUGHHACKCHOKE(!)

I DON'T HAVE

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Finally home ( Read more... )

For all the things I've done wrong,
I must've done something right.

Thanks God for friends.
LOVELOVE YA'LL!