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[harlequinntiger]

May we have a moment of contemplative silence for my zippo, who is having a period of great trials and illness.

It's getting worse, he threw up his flint today.

*Bursts into tears* Don't tell him, but I bought a dollar lighter for backup *SOBS UNCONTROLLIBLY*

Comments

[gypsy3x4]

this is so sad...
Not only is your zippo sick but it's true you're getting addicted to nicotine! Lance was right! Kaysen, I love you and I'm sorry you're sick. but think i've created another slave to the stick..
Want anything from new york?

[harlequinntiger]

Pft! I'm not addicted or sick. And it's not your doing. Kidnap me a hobo.

lmfao

[whichboi219]

Ha ha! Children, I mean, Zippo's just need the shit beat out of them every now and again. And, Meaghan, pick me up a hoMo. ;)

Re: lmfao

[lancetucker]

oh! oh! and i want a ho...that's it. just a ho. and i ain't talkin' gardenin' implements.

[lancetucker]

you gotta slap dat monkey an' show it who's boss. and you probably need a new flint. you've had that damn thing for a long time.

[harlequinntiger]

Get on AIM you assmonkey.

[wsbsdrewnelson]

Zippo has never charged a cent for repair to their lighters.

[harlequinntiger]

Good to know, but I think it just needs a new flint.

[wsbsdrewnelson]

I've always kept an extra flint under the insert... I think flints are like 59¢ for 10 of 'em anyway...

Don't tell him, but

[charliekeenjr]

A good zippo is never asy to let go of.