I'm stealing the numbers thing from tisme for ease. Plus it was stolen off someone else...and thus has been stolen so many times it is now new. Or communal. Or some such thing ( Read more... )

'Wouldn't it be great? They could give out tiny Churchill dolls in schools. Hello Blue Churchill! Hello Red Churchill... Churchills go for a walk...Churchills attack Scottish doll...Churchills make out...You can get Albert Einstein dolls you know. And Edgar Allen Poe ones ( Read more... )

CLOTHING IDEAS

Bow tie and tux.
Full circle dress - sparkly black? Netting underneath?
Very smart, cross-overy vintage dress in bright purple.
BIG slouchy black cardy, like actually freaking huge, plus smart shirt and tux.

Sunlight, lambs, flowers spo

Flowers sprout
Towards wet sun rays

Flowers grow,
lambs, sun, spring. Prepare
For warm rain

'There was one of them nazi dogs on the bus. Y'know, one of them nazi dogs ( Read more... )

'Thur wis this lassie, she flashed me like, ken liftin' up 'er toap and tha'. She wis aw like 'Yer a paedophi-yal! Yer jist a durty ol' man, ya bastar'!' An' she 'ad these two black guys with'ur, they jist sat there, in silence. Ken, she'd obvay-ously picked them up like, and I felt like sayin', 'Yiv no goat the figger to be daein' that hen, I mean ( Read more... )

Hello livejournal. We've met before, but I flayed and roasted the lj of old and now this my Frankenstein assemblage of rusty corpse parts into something new ( Read more... )