Was crushing on a boy. Found out through a friend of his that I've scared him off, and the butterfly-in-the-stomach feeling is not reciprocated. I loaned him my Garden State DVD, and even got the courage to ask him out. So now I'm short my DVD and a shitload of self-esteem. Smell that? Oh, the sickly sweet stench of rampant humiliation and rotting ( Read more... )

I AM A COLLEGE GRADUATE! I recieved my Associate's of Applied Sciences degree in Veterinary Technology last night. I am so happy! It's done, I (hopefully) never have to courteously avoid the animal molesting she-male, aka Herpes, ever again, or sit next to Smelly Cat Lady, or play nice with Little Miss Know It All, aka Birdshit. Can I get a "whoop ( Read more... )

Didn't get home till late last night, or I guess, early this morning, and I woke up this morning from my aunt, Jules, who was over at my other uncle, Greg's house, about some very sick kittens. So I call my supposed closest friend, Stef, for backup. The conversation pretty much went, ME: "Hey, I kind of need you for back-up..." STEF: "I'm sleeping ( Read more... )

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So I haven't updated in forever, but I'm sitting at the Safehouse with no one to talk to, so I may as well. I'm getting close to graduation, only a few more weeks to go, just finished my internship, now I have to find a job, I moved out of my mom's house, and now I'm staying at my cousins (shit was just too crazy and unhealthy over there), still ( Read more... )

You Belong in London

A little old fashioned, and a little modern.

A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.

A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.

No wonder you and London will get along so well.


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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name: harlot52
Weapon of Choice: Sex
Your Favorite Target: Buddhist Monks
Your Kill Count: 252,329,610
Your Battle Cry: "Touch me, I'm happy!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 43
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $243,357,175,255,693
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 44%

I actually had one of the first really good days that I've had in a while. Got up, was late to breakfast with a friend, and when I got there she whips out this seemingly inconspicuous little, paper, photo holder. I opened up and there's a sonogram! I'm excited, partly because I know she is, and how can you not be excited? it's a baby!, but mostly ( Read more... )