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[harm_sexxx]

i was at work a few days ago and i rung up this very tall, semi-senile sweet old man. he came back in after he'd left and he asked if i'd seen a very small old lady walk in. it was his wife and she was supposed to wait in the car, but she was missing. he was really worried, he was like a small child in his thought processes kind of

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[vetitum1]

There's something to say for dying young. Just the same though, I don't death is something to be going around looking for. If you do, he's likely to find you.

[harm_sexxx]

well, i'm not going to go around TRYING to die before i get old, i'm just scared about dying in general, i guess.

[xmyeyesclosingx]

awh. that's so fucking sad! really, it is.

and my muscles will never go!!!! you FUCKING LIAR WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!

[harm_sexxx]

yes they will, that's what fucking AGING is. fucking liar whore YOU!!

[xmyeyesclosingx]

no..NEVER!!

you fucking BITCH whore DICK srape!!!!!!!!

hahahaha

[harm_sexxx]

the word srape made me laugh for like 10 minutes

[artaxiad]

The best way to prevent old age is to smoke heavily. I'm simply shaving off the years of my life I don't want to live. As soon as I get cancer, I'm buying a gun, and taking my head off with it.

But, that's just me.

[harm_sexxx]

the smoke gives me migraines. i need some other way...

[jhonnandrhea]

Jesus, that is sad. At least they found her.

*Hopes feverishly that sXe-vegan lifestyle will stave off death forever*

[xmyeyesclosingx]

little do you know but being sxe alone shaves off 10 years of life and veganism....oh man...that's just creepy.

[rd1138]

That is just plain heart breaking. I am so glad she is okay.

Do you work at SW plaza?

[harm_sexxx]

no, i work at Lowe's.

shitty, no?