i think somebody stole my identity and opened a bank account under my name

...fuck me.

'it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live'

anybody still out there?

tonight, i waxed...40% of my left leg. i went through the worst pain of my life. and now, an allergic reaction. never again will i wax anything. i don't even know if i'll burn candles after this whole bogus night. *shakes fist at wax*

meh, i'm going to bed.

'patterns move across the floor and it just doesn't feel the same i'm sorry'

well, yet again, something that could only happen to me ( Read more... )

tacos rapidos stomped my ass last night. today will be rough. but i think i can make it.

tacos rapidos: 2
torre slowpidos: 0

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'bunch of slack-jawed faggots 'round here. this stuff will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me'

today at work, there was a big pile of boxes, about 3 ft high, and i went to lay down on them on my stomach, but kind of took a running start to belly flop on them. BUT when i landed on the boxes, i slid right over top of them and down the other side and smashed my face on the picnic table we have. i now have a lump on my face beneath my eye and a ( Read more... )

i know now why girls have no faith left in men. i wont get into it much, but today i just listened to about 4 d00ds talk about fucking girls and blah blah blah. it was sooooo fucking stupid. haha. i got sick of it so just left work early and came home ( Read more... )

i posted pictures from chicago and salt lake. you can go look if you want. some are kind of neat.

http://www.myspace.com/captainhooray

they're in my blogs. i'm not posting that shiat twice.

kbye.

'so sing about love..sing about loss, so they will care. it's the same

valentine's day is a jerk ( Read more... )

funerals are awkward and not fun. [dur ( Read more... )