Oh god...

[harmonica13]

I'm dying. This is the end. My uterus has declared war on me, and I have the worst cramps EVER! Why does my body hate me? Why? I thought my uterus was my friend. I was wrong.

It's times like this I really do wish I was a guy.

Comments

[ofarandomnature]

The uterus is my friend. THe uterus is my friend. Repeat endlessly and remember... at least you are not pregnant.

Oh yeah, and the uterus means that for the mean time, we don't get to go to war. Wooooooo?

[harmonica13]

Oh Jamie, you always know how to put a smile on my face...

[anonymous]

I'll tell you why Harmonica. Your uterus isn't your friend because its been hanging with me all week.

P.S. She says you're a bitch ;)