You know those moments where your brain doesn’t transmit words properly to the mouth and ends up awkwardly combining the two? Like wanting to say great and cool and having it come out crool?

Well...we had a pot luck at work today and someone made veggie lasagna. Jane had some on her plate a
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( What happens at Harmony's Girl's Night In, stays at Harmony's Girl's Night In. )

Kealy and I decided last night that our days would be more fun if we had a constant beat following us to aid spontaneous dance parties either in celebration of an existing happiness or to bring silliness to a frustrating moment.

Sadly I feel my co-workers would find it disruptive if I:
a) walked around with a boom-box blaring my personal soundtrack ( Read more... )

Trust me, the scenario I chose to illustrate from Girl's Night last night, was far easier than the series of events that led up to the dog, Jasmine, walking through wet paint and all over the wood floors. Just know that such a thing did occur, and that it created an emotional mixture of hopeless insanity and chaos.


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Back by popular demand. Can't promise daily. But I couldn't resist the doom of the cheese doodles.

KONG SMASH!!!

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I can not draw any pictures today. If I could, I would surely draw the following:

1. Salmonella bacteria is a red-headed slut who enjoys the occasional orgy.

2. Dance Lessons from Anne Part II: The Running Man and the Slippery Floor with special guest The Vacuum3. What happens when you misread jokes from Laffy Taffy wrappers ( Read more... )

( I busted out an old Blues Traveler CD this week. )

The Good News: My company has been sold and I once again may have a job that makes me feel like I am a productive person who has value in the workplace and a brain she is allowed to use.

The Bad News: If I'm busy at work that means I'm not busy slacking.

I shall do my best to embrace both worlds.


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( Coming soon to a Halloween party near you! )

For those of you who don't know her all that well, here is a fun fact about my friend and roommate, Kealy.

( Kealy likes to sit on monkeys. When she sits on the monkeys we giggle. )