I am so mad at the Lawsons right now I could just scream! They know I like to peek in their windows. If that's so wrong they shouldn't even have windows, or at the very least keep their curtains closed. I can't help it. I'm a curious girl. Besides, something weird's going on in that house. It's my right as a citizen to find out what ( Read more... )

Today Jamie and I played a special game in Vicky's closet. I love Jamie ( Read more... )

Vicky sure is weird. Today she made her arms stretch out really really far. I bet it was at least six feet! I saw her do it because I was peeking in through their front windows! I ran and tried to tell my folks, but they thought I was fibbing ( Read more... )

Today Mr. Lawson got mad at me cause I was peeking in their kitchen window. He's such a bully. If he wasn't Jamie's dad I'd have stuck my tongue out at him. I love Jamie ( Read more... )

Mrs. Lawson's old boyfriend visited Jamie's house today. He's Wally Crandal, the famous wrestler! Jamie says Wally wrestled Mr. Lawson and then Vicky wrestled Wally. I want to be wrestled by Jamie! I love Jamie!

Mr. Crandal looks a lot like Jesse Ventura. I bet they're brothers.

Ok, it's past my bedtime!
Tonight I dream of wrestling.

I've started to notice that Vicky talks really funny. My daddy says that's because the Lawson's like to "inbreed." I wonder if inbreeding is like home-schooling ( Read more... )

I took my pussy kitty over to the Lawson's house today. Everybody thought she was really pretty, except for Jamie. He was being a jerk. I'm mad at Jamie ( Read more... )

Daddy bought me a kitty cat today! I'm going to name it "pussy kitty!"

He says he docked Mr. Lawson's pay and bought me kitty with the money he saved. That's why my dad is the boss, he's so smart!

I love pussy kitty! But not as much as I love Jamie! I can't wait to show off kitty tomorrow.

Ok, kitty just pooped on my bed. Bye!

It's not fair that Jamie's mom is our teacher. Today I passed Jamie a note and I got in trouble but he didn't. She just said "I'll talk to you at home, young man ( Read more... )