I have a thing about weddings...I dislike them greatly. The pomp and ceremony, sappy sentiment and general hours of gushing just make me want to crawl into a dark corner and wait the whole thing out ( Read more... )

I've spent the best part of a day processing 'Jellybean' books and grasping a barcode reader in my hand. I'm so tired of the monotonous project and so irritated by the beeping of the scanner that I wouldn't complain if the thing exploded. (For the record I'm not entirely sure what a Jellybean book is other than a brightly coloured reader for ( Read more... )

The name Mandy apparently means worthy of loveWorthy maybe, but the actual act of giving said emotional support appears completely devoid by these women who think they're still 18 and so shortening their name makes them cool ( Read more... )

I've had 4 hours sleep, I'm watching television specials and I'm full up to pussies bow...it must be Christmas ( Read more... )

I am appalled by the abysmal laziness that has hampered the frequent updating of this small collection of my random thoughts ( Read more... )

You know its been a long time since you've been out on a Saturday night when you freak out trying to find the right outfit for a Barry Mannilow musical. I know, because it happened to me on Saturday. I felt foolish and wanted to run into the street and scream for Carson ( Read more... )

I knew my week was going to bed when I got up early for 'excting day in charge' only to be told I shouldn't have bothered. It really didn't get much better than that ( Read more... )

I've been working towards getting the correct paperwork completed for my SSO (School Services Officer) thingo, so I can continue my important work in keeping children's libraries immaculate. Anyway, one of the many things I needed to do was get a piece of paper that said I wasn't a psycho signed by a Justice of the Peace ( Read more... )

I can't actually put together a long-winded, yet witty entry. I swear there is nothing non-fragmented happening in my grey matter. So, I'm just going to list my observations and opinions ( Read more... )

When I first discovered the internet (way back in like 1996 or something) it became very much a friend, something that could be relied upon to deliver me daily ego boosts and a plethora of entertainment that I'd only dreamed of ( Read more... )