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1. I ____ Mike.
2. Mike is ____.
3. Mike needs _____.
4. I want to ____ Mike.
5. Mike can ____ my ____.
6. Someday Mike will _____.
7. Mike reminds me of _____.
8. Without Mike _____.
9. Mike can be _____.
10. Meeting Mike is _____.
11. Worst thing about Mike is _____.
12. Best thing about Mike is _____.
13. I am _____ Mike.
14. I think Mike should

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[gangrel_83]

1. I "sniff" Mike.
2. Mike is "human".
3. Mike needs "ass".
4. I want to "pay" Mike.
5. Mike can "clean" my "house".
6. Someday Mike will "get laid".
7. Mike reminds me of "Gulliver from Gulliver's Travels".
8. Without Mike "world would end".
9. Mike can be "logical".
10. Meeting Mike is "best thing you'll ever do in your life".

Disclaimer: These answers may or may not be true.
11. Worst thing about Mike is _____.
12. Best thing about Mike is _____.
13. I am _____ Mike.
14. I think Mike should ______.