Quiet on the tee..Not because it is rude to talk while I am about to tee off, quiet because I have a banging hangover from the night before. Golf is tough enough as it is but the added pressure on my brain because a lack of oxygen is more than I can handle. The office closed at 3 on Good Friday and that was great because I was at the bar at 3:15 ( Read more... )

Whew, I made it through St Pattys Day, barely ! I decided to check out of work early on Friday and discover my roots. Took off work around 11 and went straight to the bar(let the games begin). Met up with a pal and watched basketball all day long, as well as drank all day long. Stayed there for 12 hours straight and drank and drank and drank.. ( Read more... )

Where the hell have I been..I am not going to lie and say something like " I am to busy " or " work is a killer lately, you know it is my crazy time of year" or any other lame ass excuse. Truth be told I have been on a peace mission in India trying to find spiritual healing. Actually, I have really been in a beer induced coma for a few months now.. ( Read more... )

I know it has been a while since my last post but I lead such a boring life that there is really nothing to report. I will try to answer my good friend J Z"s question though. As I have heard this same saying and have had the same reaction to the saying " never look a gift horse in the mouth ". This is actually a proverb and it still makes no sense ( Read more... )

It is Thursday and the weekend cant get here fast enough. I do like the 4th of July, one of my favorite holidays. Had a company golf outing yesterday ( I will not mention my score ) The temp outside was a cool 103 and a hot breeze. Fuck me, I need relief via the way of liquids. Since it was a company thing all drinks were free. If you are new to ( Read more... )

Wow , what fun it was to see some good friends again( friends , hell , they are family ). I am not to sure how much I can remember about last weekend, or how much I am supposed to forget. I started drinking Thursday around 5:30 and I think I stopped around 5 am Sunday morning. Not exactly sure how much I drank but I do know the cost, DAMN IT WAS A ( Read more... )

Monday morning, damn. Very tired today due the fact that I drank the entire weekend. Had a friend come see me this weekend from Nebraska. We decide to have a few drinks at the bar and play a game of Golden Tee Golf Friday night, turned out to be a total drunk fest. We finished the night by having a jaiger bomb and a shot of Jim Beam and a beer on ( Read more... )

So it is Monday again, glad that there is only one of these a week. Nothing really to exciting to report on. Some might find this a little amusing though. Ever try to act cool around the opposite sex and have it blow up in your face, or in this case , a nuclear explosion ! Was out mowing my yard and I happen to notice my neighbor Julie outside in ( Read more... )

Memorial Day weekend 05; Whew, glad it is over. Had some co-workers over for dinner. Tried to show everyone just how good of a grillmaster I really am, to bad I am a better drinker and just about burnt everything including the macaroni salad, cooler, house,,,just kidding, all was o k. This was kind of odd though, everyone brought the kids and they ( Read more... )

Well it is day 2 of my life on Live Journal, and I have had plenty of time to think about what I was going to pen down today but as always things never get done the way I would like them to get done. I did have somewhat of an embarassing moment early today. Kinda went like this , I was standing at the copy machine and a girl who works here ( very ( Read more... )