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[harryfcknpotter]

I AM COOLER THAN TOM RIDDLE.

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[pimpcanelush]

OH YES YOU ARE. IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. *WINK*

[harryfcknpotter]

THEN WHY ARE YOU HIS DEATH EATER? :|

*ANGSTS*

[grangerxxdanger]

SURE YOU ARE.

[harryfcknpotter]

GO READ A BOOK.

[grangerxxdanger]

I READ PLENTY OF BOOKS, DARLING.
I'M HERMIONE GRANGER.
DONTCHA KNOW.

[harryfcknpotter]

I KNOW, YOUR NATURAL ODOR SMELLS LIKE THE LIBRARY AT HOGWARTS, TBH. RON'S COMPLAINED ABOUT IT 2482034 TIMES ALREADY.

[sxcpotionmaster]

I DISAGREE.

[harryfcknpotter]

FU.

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT.

[deflatemyhead]

IT'S NOT VERY HARD TO BE COOLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE WHEN YOU'RE A POTTER, NOW IS IT?????

[harryfcknpotter]

IT'S LIKE BREATHING AIR! TY FOR THE GOOD GENES.

[deflatemyhead]

I TRIED TO GET YOUR EYES RIGHT TOO BUT SOMEONE ~INTERFERED~
SORRY BUT MY CHARMING GLANCES WILL ALWAYS OUTRANK YOURS

[harryfcknpotter]

YEAH AND SNAPE'S ALWAYS GAZING INTO MY EYES AFTER WE- ER, WELL, AFTER OCCLUMENCY LESSONS. WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

[doratheauror]

'Sjust me, Dora.

[harryfcknpotter]

/HARRY

JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW - THIS IS A PURELY CAPSLOCK COMM, FULL OF CRACK. YOU HAVE TO REMAIN IN CAPS AT ALL TIMES UNLESS YOU WANT SOMEONE TO YELL PENANCE AT YOU.

[doratheauror]

AW FUCK IT AND JAYSUS MUGGLE LOVIN' CHROIST I WILL NEVER MAKE THOSE TWO MISTAKES AGAIN.

[harryfcknpotter]

LMFAO. < 33