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[harrymolarryflo]

OTTO.

PLEASE EXPLAIN 'CHRISTMAS.'

ALSO WTF IS THIS KWANZAA SHIT IT SOUNDS PRETTY BADASS.

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[evillunch]

Happy Kwanzaa. :T Wait, Larry -is- black, right?
[i mean, he is huge]

[12toyock]

I do not trust this Santa person. I mean- a fat old man in a red outfit breaks into your house and leaves stuff. What type of person breaks into a house and leaves stuff instead of taking stuff? I don't buy it. I think it's a trick to leave your doors unlocked on this Christmas Eve. It makes it easier for the marauding hoard to get your stuff.

[scandalmonger]

Not to mention that Santa is the ring leader for all pedophiles. I mean think about it. He bribes children into sitting on his lap by saying he'll get them whatever they want. Pedo's worship this guy.

[harrymolarryflo]

THAT MAKES THE BABY JESUS CRY.

SANTA USUALLY PUTS A TOWEL OVER HIS HEAD TO SHUT HIM UP.

[12toyock]

What a sad, sad man this Santa is. I must keep him from getting into the house.