WHERE IS MO.

YES WE CAN.

HERE IS THE GOOD PART OF OUR TRAVELOGUE. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS WE DID.

07/17/2006. MEAT SOUP TOWN.MEAT SOUP. WHY ARE ALL OF THESE FAT PEOPLE EATING SO MUCH MEAT SOUP. THERE ARE A LOT OF AMERICAN FLAGS HERE. WE WANT TO GO HOME. OTTO. WHEN DO WE GET TO GO HOME ( Read more... )

WHAT IT IS OUR NIGGAS. WE HAD FUN ON OUR SUMMER VACATION. OTTO MADE US GO TWO THOUSAND MILES TO TASTE 67 DISTINCT VARIETIES OF SPICY BEEF-BASED SOUP AND TALK TO ELDERLY WOMEN ABOUT NEEDLECRAFT. HE ALSO MADE US KEEP THIS GAY DIARY ABOUT IT FOR POSTERITY. WE TRIED TO REMIND HIM THAT OUR INTERNAL HARD DRIVES ACCOMMODATE UPWARDS OF 6 EXABYTES OF MEMORY ( Read more... )

DAMN. WHY IT SO STANK ALL UP INS.

BLESSED BE.

OTTO.

PLEASE EXPLAIN 'CHRISTMAS.'

ALSO WTF IS THIS KWANZAA SHIT IT SOUNDS PRETTY BADASS.

YOU ARE PERMITTED TO ASK US QUESTIONS.

IF WE DO NOT RECEIVE MORE QUESTIONS THAN OTTO WE WILL BE DISPLEASED.

AND SMASHY.

GIVE US PAIRINGS AND/OR SCENARIOS AND WE WILL WRITE FAN-FICTION DRABBLES.

HARRY POTTER AND GREEN ACRES FANDOMS ONLY PLEASE.

VAGINAS.