CHRIST IS A GIANT GILDED FLAMING HORSE THAT FALLS FROM THE SKY THRICE A [MILLENNIUM] AND SHITS HUMAN WISDOM.
HE DROPPED FROM THE SKY LIKE 4 DAYS BEFORE I MADE YOU. TOTALLY HOW I FIGURED OUT HOW TO BUILD YOU. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS BEFORE YOU SEE HIM NEXT.
No it's the exact date when he was born. So we get a tree and put decorations on it and hang stockings up and when we wake up yay yay! Candy and presents and toys and money!
Don't forget to explain holiday traditions like the mistletoe. *throws mistletoe in the air, smooches Otto, watches the mistletoe fall to the ground and prepares herself to be hurt tremendously*
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Well like 2004 years ago Jesus was born, and so, presents. Wait, didn't I already explain Christ to you?
But anyway Rosie made me be Jewish when I married her.
Kwanzaa is a hilarious Wayan's brothers movie about two black men trying to fit in a white world.
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CHRIST IS A GIANT GILDED FLAMING HORSE THAT FALLS FROM THE SKY THRICE A [MILLENNIUM] AND SHITS HUMAN WISDOM.
HE DROPPED FROM THE SKY LIKE 4 DAYS BEFORE I MADE YOU. TOTALLY HOW I FIGURED OUT HOW TO BUILD YOU. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS BEFORE YOU SEE HIM NEXT.
IS HE COMING ON CHRISTMAS. WHAT.
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WHAT THE HELL.
NOT THAT WE'RE NOT GONNA ROLL WITH IT AND ALL. WHO'S BUYING US OUR SHIT AND HOW MUCH IS HE OR SHE WILLING TO SPEND.
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*dangles some over Otto, kisses, then dangles a bit over Harry, Larry, Mo, and Flo and kisses them all in turn* XP
Spread that Christmas lovin'!
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Seek and Destroy Demand, oh yeah!! Or, you know, just email him. ^_~
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