~o~ Me, From a Christian Priest's Point of View ~o~

[harryp0tter]

lol, I thought this was a bit funny, and I decided to post it. I found this list, which was composed by a Christian Priest, who feels my mates and I worship the devil. I just thought it was interesting how his point of view was so incredibly different and askew from what truly happened.

1) The animal sacrifice of a cat.

... Crookshanks? Ron is

Comments

[theladyfeylene]

Not that I support any of this, but...

I haven't read the bible myself, but could one of you out there who has please quote where it says werewolves and vampires are all automatically sent to hell?

He's probably referring to the story of Cain and Abel. Abel rose up and slew Cain, and then went and fathered all the races of monsters known to man, and all of his spawn should be cast into the depths of hell until the day of judgement. It's actually been an interesting point in a lot of werewolf/vampire books that take the subject matter seriously.

As for the rest, the man is a bloody loon and has no idea what he's talking about.

[devancain]

Just a slight correction ~~ Cain slew Abel, because he was jealous of the attention that God gave Abel. Then he went on to father all those races of monsters, etc.

[harryp0tter]

Really? I read that werewolves were people who had been bitten by another werewolf, ditto for Vampires! But hey, the Bible must be right. I know I'd want to base my life off of a book written completely by men who claimed God was speaking to them.

[peace_shadow]

Lol...wow...that's...interesting...

Anyhoo...where'd you find that? Was it from some site on the internet? And...erm...if it was...would you mind giving me the url?

Thanks

~Rine

[harryp0tter]

I'm very sorry, but I honestly don't have the link anymore. I suppose I could try and find it when I had a moment.

[peace_shadow]

Nah...that's okay...I was just wondering...

I also wonder what that priest had to drink when he was writing that...

[itsnotsane]

that man is ignorant and narrow minded.

Way to go Harry, you defeated his stupidity w/ your agile mind!

[harryp0tter]

'w/ your agile mind!'

I am so going to show that to Hermione now, lol.

[itsnotsane]

oh please do!! hahaha

[devancain]

HAHAHAHAHAHA... Harry, if only you knew... I get told at LEAST once a day that what I do is WRONG (I'm a practicing witch), and that I am on a path to Hell. It really cracks me up. Nowadays, I usually say, "Yes, I am, and I have a house all to myself down there." To answer your question about werewolves and vampires in the Bible ~~ I have read the Bible, and I do not remember there being anything specifically about werewolves or vampires. Anyone is welcome to correct me here

[harryp0tter]

Nah, you won't be the only witch in hell. Apparently all of Hogwarts is going there too!

[devancain]

Wonderful to know that! What better place than Hell to meet fellow witches and wizards from all over the world? We should organize a party.

[arisato]

Bah. Ignore them, Harry, they're just trying to take the focus off the fact that they like to fondle little boys.

Oh, and Hell doesn't exist anymore. Vatican said so, apparently. How they know this is beyond me. What, did they dig a hole through the center of the earth and, when not finding the devil, realized they've spent the last two thousand years inciting panic in the weak-minded and stupid for no good reason?

And if there is such a place as hell, don't worry--I'll save you a spot next to me in the "Violent Against God and Nature" section.

/blatant heathenism

[harryp0tter]

'Bah. Ignore them, Harry, they're just trying to take the focus off the fact that they like to fondle little boys.'

LMAO!

That was so wrong, yet so funny.

[arisato]

*bows* I live to amuse.