The Artefacts of Life - NC-17 - by shocolate

[harrybangronmod]

Title: The Artefacts of Life
Author: shocolate
Summary: Harry's saving people thing can be inappropriate...
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 15004
Disclaimer: Not mine, unfortunately.
Other Pairings: story begins with existing canon pairings, mention of Ron/OMC.
Author's Note: Very many thanks to emmacmf, for motivating and amusing me and counting my commas - and to the

Comments

[innibis]

I am so terribly late on everything, but I finally got a chance to read your story and it was equal parts charming and funny and heartfelt and so worth the wait.

I love the rundown in the beginning with bouncing-with-enthusiasm!Harry and bouncing-enthusiastically-naked!Hermione. And Arthur and his plugs. And Ron stealing Ginny's shampoo to fantastic results. And Ron's crime-fighting and cloak swirling and. . . well all of it.

And then poor, poor Hermione and Ron.:( What a horrible way to break up - no choice in the matter at all. But I so loved that Molly came for him to help him cry it out. Of course she would. Although if I were Harry, I'd be exhausted at the thought of new Ron neuroses too.

Harry-shaped explanations is such a lovely and accurate term. Especially because the explanation for his actions is nothing if not Harry shaped.

And the boys getting it together in the end - sweet and sexy as always.

[shocolate]

Thank you so, SO much!!

Yes, poor old Hermione... and utterly ridiculous Harry!

[nakeefeet]

So, yes, I'm horribly late on reading the big bang. Why? No idea. *kicks self for waiting to read the awesome*

It's all gorgeous and bitey!Harry is ridiculously HOT.

And napchic...JFC you have melted my brain.

If I still smoked I'd be doing so right now.

[napchic]

Lol, I'm sorry about your liquified cranium, but I'm delighted you dug it.
It was my pleasure to art for such fabulously written boys :)

[shocolate]

Bitey!Harry is now my canon.

I love when she arts me...