05. oh girls just want to have fun.

[hartmanhips]

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[it's a normal day.

Well. It'd be a normal day if there weren't tubs full of color sitting on the front lawn of 1487 Kramden Road and heaping piles of clothing right next to it. Three guesses what she's doing and the first two don't count. That's right. SHE'S TIE DYING ALL THAT AWFUL 1950S CLOTHES. There's a bunch of plant material and

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[steel_massifail]

[[HI COUNSELLOR MILLA CAMPER MASSIMO IS HERE TO VISIT]]

What are you doing, Milla?

[hartmanhips]

[why so cute, Massimo. WHY SO CUTE. She looks up from the pink dress she's currently tie dying the fuck out of, dipping it in the colors of the rainbow and smiles, before deciding that the pink dress has suffered enough and setting it down.]

Hello, darling! I'm tie dying, this town has given me such a drab wardrobe! Would you like to join? Do you have any dresses you need tie dying?

[steel_massifail]

[[WHOOOAAA. It looks awesome and funky and he likes it.

But he looks a little confused and JUST a little embarrassed.]]

M-milla, I don't wear dresses. I-I wear t-shirts and jeans most of the time.

[[WHICH HE'S WEARING RIGHT NOW. :|a ]]

[hartmanhips]

[she smiles at him and rummages around for a just dry tie dye shirt that looks like this]

Then wear that then. And take off your shirt, I'll dye that too. [modesty what is modesty.]

[dodo_master]

[Cynric has no idea what is going on here but it is full of colors and looks like fun ZOMG

He holds up a shirt.] Beautiful!!

[hartmanhips]

[she beams at Cynric. Colors and fun are pretty much the core values she lives by and so she beckons with one dye stained hand.]
Thank you, darling! Would you like to join me?

[dodo_master]

Yes, I would! Thank you! [He looks around at all the dying materials.] What do I do?

[hartmanhips]

Oh! I'm sorry, I thought everyone knew how to dye. Well, that is a terrible, terrible mistake and I will correct it! First, you tie the garment you want to dye...it doesn't really matter where, everywhere will make a beautiful pattern! Then, you soak it in the dye for about 15 minutes. Soak it in more colors if you want more colors! Then, you untie the knots - and you have a beautiful tie dye! What's your name, darling?

[serverofshota]

[Passing by.

Stops.

Tilts head.]

[hartmanhips]

[beams at Mori and waves at him]

Darling, good morning! How are you?

[serverofshota]

[Nods, so good.

Looks around.]

Need any help?

[hartmanhips]

[beams even more at Mori.]

You're such a gentleman, darling! I don't need help, but if you want to, by all means!

[never_any_doubt]

[Spy is wandering. He does that a lot, and it always seems to lead him to Milla's front lawn.]

... What in zhe world are you doing to zhose poor, defenseless dresses?

[hartmanhips]

[this is because Milla is a magnet for emotionally retarded people. She's just the slightest bit hostile as she looks up at him. Poor and defenseless? More like, her poor and defenseless eyes.]

Tie dying, darling.

[never_any_doubt]

... good lord, why? Zhey're already bad enough, and tie-dye really won't help. Trust me.

[Okay, he comes from the year 68, he knows about tie-dye.]

[hartmanhips]

[Have this patronizing look Spy, you just don't get the beauty of tie dye do you?]

Darling, whatever is wrong with tie dye? And even if it makes it look more hideous, as you say, I think we could all use a day of doing nothing.

[wolf_faerie]

[Aisling happens to be passing by when she notices the tubs on Milla's lawn. She watches her working for a few minutes before speaking.]

What are you doing? Washing clothes?

[hartmanhips]

Oh, no! I'm tie dying these clothes a different color!

[wolf_faerie]

Tye...dying? What is that?

[hartmanhips]

You change the color of the clothes! You dye them into different patterns and colors, like such!