I haven't posted here, I'm not sure who all still reads this journal who knows me in real life. Those that do might remember Captain. My beautiful, somewhat dumb, sweet orange tabby cat ( Read more... )

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So it's official. Flight and hotel are both booked and paid for. Halloween in New Orleans here we come....

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If this has the same ending as last time I'm going to punch god in the face.

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Dude I totally just thought of Amber reading this. Damn her obsession ( Read more... )

What the mother loving hell man? Why do I get these random and vivid dreams. Dreams of someone wanting me to draw a dragon. But it ended up being on my own back. I started off as a sleek dragon, full of curves and broad wings, but my hand wouldn't draw it. It grew into a ragged ancient creature, with wings torn and tattered and scales that ( Read more... )

I almost choked on my soda a few times here ( Read more... )

I went to Chicago. I did not die. I saw things. I was on water.

There was no black midget and for this I was sad.

There are certain things that amaze me in life. I sit here baffled by peoples logic ( Read more... )

Today at work a crazy man found me. Along with telling me of how he was tazered for refusing to obey the police and how he was on his way to being a millionare. He also decided to tell me about Pres. Obama. How he is creating his own personal army of black men between the ages of 18-23, that march in their encampment and salute from chest high ( Read more... )