Well, I didn't do anything of major excitement this past weekend but in order ot keep the creative juices flowing, I'm deciding to write ( Read more... )

I get this call this morning on my cell phone from a guy who does background checks for the US Government. He wants to set up an interview with me to discuss Matt, one of my best friends. Matt just served in the Navy and was over in the Iraq area. And he's gonna be in Hawaii with naval intelligence. He needs this interview today and asked to ( Read more... )

Went to see Tim Burton's Corpse Bride via the free screening tix I can still get and by the time Dustin shows up they are already full. So, they hooked us up for free tickets to any other movie and we saw "Wedding Crashers". It was funny, the best line being "That girl seriously just eye-fucked the shit out of me". It had its moments. I'm still ( Read more... )

So, I finally sold a script and attached to star is Jim Carrey. Okay, that's not true. In truth to the title of the live journal is that I went to a free screening of Fun with Dick and Jane last night. It's Carrey's new movie coming out in December. It was pretty funny. It was the usual Jim. What made the screening more fun was that Jim ( Read more... )

First off, Ben, I had a great weekend in Morro Bay...Happy Birthday. I like the fact that everyone spent money on themselves for your birthday. But hey, its the 90s right ( Read more... )

Two penises walk by a gay bar. One says to the other. "Wanna go in and get shit faced ( Read more... )

What's up everyone, it's been a real long time since I've updated this little bastard so I'm gonna do a quick rundown. I hope to be filling this out more and usually I write the bitches down but there just hasn't been anything irking me as of late. So, this is what's new ( Read more... )

First off, I've got a fever and the only cure is more cowbell ( Read more... )

Happy D-Day to everyone. Although technically whenever we did invade a territory back in WW2 it was a D-Day, the one into France being so big and publicly known, they actually couldn't keep using it. So, when we invaded islands in the Pacific those were D-Days as well ( Read more... )

Alright, this one will be a quick one ( Read more... )