I hope to Christ that UNC loses the NCAA basketball tournament tommorrow, for two reasons: 1) I'm in a terrible fucking mood and nothing would make it better than to see other people miserable. 2) If they win, potential employers will be asking me about this for the rest of my fucking LIFE when they find out I went to UNC, and I will have to ( Read more... )

So last night I had a dream where I bragged to someone that I only had five icons on my Windows XP "desktop". They one-upped me by saying they had only three, and I asked how that was even possible.

I need to get a life.

You Are a New School Democrat


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I forgot to update for a while. First, the present ( Read more... )

http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

Hilarious.

Go Sox! If they win, we KNOW the world has to end!

I was going to try to wait another two months before my next post, for a little consistency. But whatever ( Read more... )

School's in, what's new, not much. I did start a new sport: underwater hockey. Great fun, too. It's a "goal" sport that I can actually play decently.

I also got to feel the wrath of an STD without even having sex! Herpes sucks, kids. Wrap your tool. I got it during the first week of school (in my case in was triggered by latent chickenpox viruses ( Read more... )

Just a quick update in case anyone came to my journal page every day with bated breath, awaiting word from me ( Read more... )

The first half of May has quite eventful. Less than 48 hours after I got home from UNC, Morgan, our cowardly but loveable and slightly psychotic cat of 13 years, had died of kidney failure. Here's a photo of him: