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ahem
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I'm a daddy
Its a girl. Merrick Lindsey was born at 5:49pm, weighing in at 6lb 14oz and 20 inches tall. She has the stunningly good looks of her father and has all 10 toes and all 10 fingers. -
i need to go food shopping
expired milk with stale lucky charms for breakfast, yum -
Johnstown, PA
The closest Starbucks is 32 miles away. Unacceptable.
On the way here I got caught up in the after game traffic from the Steelers/Ravens football game. I saw something that I have never seen before. .. Steelers fans. I have never seen so much black and yellow walking around, like a bunch of angry bee's. -
an odd pair
so i noticed that on the kitchen stove these 2 items were just chillin next to each other, it seems odd to me, but i dont know why
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putting a vinyl shark on your car is pretty gay
same goes for a panda bear
but, a shark eating a panda bear would be awesome
so, if anyone ever tells you that 2 negatives dont make a positive, tell them they are full of shit -
definition
camwhores - girls that take pics of themselves looking up and to the left and sometimes pouty. They are normally the very definition of average and should not be given the attention they are seeking -
fucking fuck
So, I get home today from work and check the mail. In the mail was a letter from my bank saying that they are holding 2 checks that I deposited until July 6th. These checks came from my home equity line of credit and will clear for sure, but they are holding them anyway because of the amount ( Read more... )
