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[hatchetface]

dear people of the united states

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[icefacade]

what would you make for breakfast? :) Glad you're having grumpy fun.

[hatchetface]

gingerbread waffles! and thank you for the well-wishing.

[icefacade]

mmm gingerbread waffles....that is so worth a living room bunk-space option.
well, if you don't need space in Atlanta, can you still tell me how to make them? :)

[redelvis]

naturally! my livingroom floor is always open to your sleeping bodies. hehe. although LA isn't very exotic... are you going on a big ol roadtrip?!

[hatchetface]

yay! thank you! i'm not sure if we will make it to l.a., but i will definitely keep a daniel slumber party in mind!

[suit]

yes, i would be delighted although i know you dispise florida, but if you do i'll make you guys breakfast. it'd only be fair after the 9 egg omlet.

[hatchetface]

it's true that your state is not my favorite, but i definitely appreciate this invitation, and i'll keep it in mind. so thank you. where are you living right now?

[suit]

i'll probably be in st pete then . . . the general tampa bay area . . . apologies for the delay

[subtleransom]

the mighty midwest calls to the both of you....

Want to see the hometown of Prince? The Replacements? Want to walk from my apartment to the former apt of John Dillanger and other assorted gangsters? Want to see a lake, pond or river every 5 seconds? (We're the 'Land of 10,000 Lakes' but really it is way more) Great bars? Weird Fargo-like accents?
Well, do I have a floor for you! It would be rad to house you for a night or two!

p.s. did you get my letter? I put it in an unfarmilliar mailbox and so therefore I feel like I never saw it truly go away into the world. I hope you did.

[hatchetface]

i would really love to visit you and see the mindblowing meccas of which you speak. after a little research, i have discovered that the original idea for travelling - amtrak - may be too costly, but we'll see. and thank you very much for the invite, because i was hoping for it.

and don't worry, i sent you a letter two days ago. so get ready.

[subtleransom]

yay! go penpals!
We're going on amtrak in 2 weeks. I love amtrak. It's so bizarre and fun. This will only be my 2nd time though, so I have limited experience. Amtrak does have specials semi-often I think, so maybe something good will turn up.

[hatchetface]

dude, your letter just got returned today. i tried to mail it in a weird japanese envelope, so i guess the usps got confused. i'm going to have to remail it. stupid.

and yeah, i've just done amtrak once before. it seems way more luxurious than the bus.

[fuzzyhead]

i would love for you to come visit. however, it might be kinda weird if you stayed with me during the RNC, as my girlfriends friends want to crash with me and i won't let them cuz they're a bunch of rowdy drunks and i've spent too much time (like my whole childhood) with rowdy drunks in my house and i'm sick of it. but maybe i'll just risk alienating them cuz i don't care anymore. yeah, fuck it! come! but don't expect me to go disrupting any conventions with you two

[hatchetface]

i was really hoping we'd get to hang out. i guess jamie has friends in nyc, so we won't need your floor, but thank you very much. good luck warding off the drunks - do those friends include kimberly? it'd be funny to meet old penpals. and yeah, he wants to fight the convention. i'm intimidated. maybe we can protest the protest together.

[fuzzyhead]

nah, kim hates drinking, and i don't even know if she's coming to the RNC. but i would love to see you--let me know when you'll be in town & i'll give you my phone number. it might be hard to hang out that particular weekend as the entire city will be virtually shut down, but i'm sure yonkers will be untouched if you want to come all the way up here. we can eat irish candy! (i live in an irish neighborhood where you can buy european candy at the corner store) and play on the playground and of course EAT 'ZA.