1: Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession. 2: Do you really think that’s true? 1: Oh yeah, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers an extra fish for putting out. 2: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
If I shot you out of a missile silo, you'd have to go 29,000 feet in order to clear the peak of Everest, land on a pile of rocks in Tibet, and shut the hell up.
1: 2, how much older than me are you? 2: Let me put it this way... when you're twenty, I'll be forty, when you're thirty, I'll be forty, when you're forty, you'll understand why I'm still forty. It's the new math; learn it.
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2: Do you really think that’s true?
1: Oh yeah, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers an extra fish for putting out.
2: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
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Character 2: "I've always had a thing for her."
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2: He moved there for business!
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2: Let me put it this way... when you're twenty, I'll be forty, when you're thirty, I'll be forty, when you're forty, you'll understand why I'm still forty. It's the new math; learn it.
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