hateme
Jun 01, 2010 18:50
how am I supposed to text people if my cell phone has no signal?
and why no signal in my house today?
I think the world is ending.
guess I don't have to set my alarm for the morning.
hateme
Apr 12, 2010 18:45
i burnt the space between my thumb and pointer finger on my right hand. OWW!
hateme
Apr 11, 2010 17:04
Can the fat girl order pizza with a gas card?
hateme
Apr 04, 2010 17:59
my carpet cleaner sucks because it doesn't suck
hateme
Mar 31, 2010 19:21
My house smells like pee and onions.
hateme
Mar 24, 2010 19:25
I won tickets to the Sublime concert
Which is odd because Bradley died
Next thing you know Nirvana is going to be touring
Then Blind Melon
hateme
Mar 24, 2010 19:20
If Ricardo's ship left the Canary Islands in 1850, how the hell did they wreck in the middle of the Pacific??
Its easier to buy an island jumping thru time.